So...Judgement Day...Saturday...yeah >.>
#161
Posted 22 May 2011 - 03:52 AM
Seriously bro, you should try to get some retirement funds instead of wasting your time and looking bad. I think this might be the twentieth or so zombie apocalypse we made it through in the time that I've been alive.
1. "This is worthless NONSENSE."
2. "This is an interesting, but perverse, point of view..."
3. "True, but quite unimportant."
4. "I ALWAYS SAID SO!"
#162
Posted 22 May 2011 - 03:59 AM
Just found this video...this guy is hilarious.
Edited by Strangelove, 22 May 2011 - 04:22 AM.
#163
Posted 22 May 2011 - 04:24 AM
No...way! Please tell me no one was that STUPID to have done any of that. That would just be beyond sad.
#164
Posted 22 May 2011 - 04:34 AM
Well, not on they're spouses...but some did spend they're children's college funds. My bad, they stopped saving.
http://blogs.village...uld_we_feel.php
#165
Posted 22 May 2011 - 04:44 AM
And I think I read somewhere that others have dropped out of schools, quit jobs, "left loved ones", ect...
#166
Posted 22 May 2011 - 04:46 AM
#167
Posted 22 May 2011 - 05:01 AM
You know what I need to borrow that horn for a moment.
FFFFAAAAIIIILLLL!!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2...dex.html?hpt=T1
However a volcano did errupt in Iceland, it's most active one.
Edited by Insurrection, 22 May 2011 - 05:25 AM.
#168
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:05 AM
Bow to your new Lord.
I accept payments in cake and/or pie. Or you can sacrifice your Xbox/PS3/PC to me to live.
Or just bring me a hot girl.
/rapture
#169
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:06 AM
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#170
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:15 AM
I accept payments in cake and/or pie. Or you can sacrifice your Xbox/PS3/PC to me to live.
Or just bring me a hot girl.
/rapture
I don't think Jaime Chung is available Cloud. And the Cake is a Lie!!!
#171
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:21 AM
I accept payments in cake and/or pie. Or you can sacrifice your Xbox/PS3/PC to me to live.
Or just bring me a hot girl.
/rapture
For you, my lord.
*Humbly bows*
#172
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:30 AM
Dammit. How did you know I wanted Jaime Chung?
#173
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:39 AM
#174
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:41 AM
I have no idea.
Behold my power of memory!!! I am a Prophet!! And Lord of the Pies!!
Maaaybe I took that a little too far, don't want to predict the time of the Foodening. Or Eatpocalypse.
Edited by Insurrection, 22 May 2011 - 07:01 AM.
#175
Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:03 AM
This kind of sad behavior seems to crop up whenever one of these idiotic things gains traction, so I'm really not shocked at all.
Man, I bet their faces are so red.
It won't. They never learn. There's always some excuse for why it never happens.
I'm sure the statements we'll get after 2012 comes and goes without incident will be particularly entertaining.
Edited by dl316bh, 22 May 2011 - 08:06 AM.
#176
Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:11 AM
Man, I bet their faces are so red.
The Reuters link I posted above states that the guy who originally said this' radio network has gone strangely quiet. No word, but I'm guessing that getting it wrong twice 1994 or 2011 isn't making them feel well.
#177
Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:08 AM
Edited by Whirlpool-Maelstrom, 22 May 2011 - 11:09 AM.
#178
Posted 22 May 2011 - 01:28 PM
#179
Posted 22 May 2011 - 06:48 PM
Here's an article on the reactions of the people who dumbly believed in this whole 'Rapture' business, with some who really *did* spend their entire life savings, or quit their jobs because they figured they'd be in Heaven by now
This part especially got my attention:
Perhaps this little, crazy old man isn't so 'crazy' after all...maybe *I* should start up a prophesy and beg for donations. I'd make a killing as well! Then I'd run away to some exotic country and spend the rest of my life laughing at the fools who got suckered in by me
#180
Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:11 PM
Oh Dear Lord.
The 25-year-old Harrison, N.J. resident had rearranged his life in recent months to devote himself to spreading a fringe California preacher's prediction that May 21 would bring worldwide earthquakes and usher in a five-month period of misery before the world's destruction.
Like many of those convinced of the Rapture was pending, Ramsey quit his job, donated "a couple thousand" to Harold Camping's Family Radio network and convinced family members to join him to spread news of the Rapture on Manhattan streets.
His family nervously huddled in their apartment living room Saturday, holding their Bibles open, switching between CNN, Facebook and Google for news of quakes in the Pacific.
They cried. They hugged. They argued. But mostly, they waited. Nothing happened.
On Sunday, a dejected Ramsey said he faces a "mixed bag."
He has to find a new job. So does his mother. His 19-year-old brother, who had quit high school the year prior ("It's pointless to graduate," the brother had said), is thinking of re-enrolling or finding employment.
His wife, Marcia Paladines, had come to accept that she might never meet her unborn baby, whom she and Ramsey had named John Moses. Now, she's praying for a healthy birth. The child is due as early as Friday.
"Life goes on," Ramsey said Sunday. "I get to live. I get to be a dad."
Edited by Insurrection, 22 May 2011 - 11:13 PM.
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