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#11461 Rabbit

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:09 AM

Correction: Super Saiyan God mode. She is a goddess after all and the true Legendary Super Saiyan :zaru:


Too overpowered. :argh: :argh:
I'm sorry. I forgot that she is labeled as a God in the Narutoverse

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:09 AM

Um wow. What an incompetent Hokage Kakashi must be. He's ordering his military to buy wedding gifts. Does this come from the village funding? Because ordering your subordinates to use the villages funding to buy gifts for his own personal acquaintance is called corruption.

Why did the competent Tsunade had to leave the job again? Don't tell me the citizens chose this incompetent man over Tsunade.

This is a military dictatorship and what Naruto says goes. Kakashi is just his puppet, holding the seat until Naruto wants it for himself, so he has no choice but to use village funding to buy gifts for his wedding.

 

Also, don't forget that it was Naruto that got Tsunade thrown out of office and had Kakashi replace her.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:09 AM

The Naruto fandom is the worst fandom I've ever seen. 

 

But the Narusaku fandom is the sweetest fandom I've ever been in.  :grouphug:  :nslove:

By far the worst. Like damn lol 

 

Um wow. What an incompetent Hokage Kakashi must be. He's ordering his military to buy wedding gifts. Does this come from the village funding? Because ordering your subordinates to use the villages funding to buy gifts for his own personal acquaintance is called corruption.

Why did the competent Tsunade had to leave the job again? Don't tell me the citizens chose this incompetent man over Tsunade.

Personally, I thought that Tsunade was the best Hokage when one considers the total package of Hokage. Followed by Hashirama/Minato, then Tobirama, then Hiruzen. 


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:10 AM

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.


Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even.  :err:

 

This looks like a plot of fanfiction...and a bad one at that  :sick:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:10 AM

@nostradamus
Some stupid people will buy it.

@ramenanmitsu
Based on kakashi novel, tsunade is incompetent drunk woman (naruto own word).

In reality, kakashi become six hokage so naruto could become seven hokage. It would be better if kishi kill tsunade since I don't see any reason for tsunade resignation.

Edited by rocci, 21 March 2015 - 12:11 AM.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:11 AM

Why are there still ninjas anyway? What's the point of the Hokage system now ?

 

Isn't the Ninja world in it's so called "Peace" after the war ??

 

smh -_-

The entire story thus far was one giant red herring. All of it was done to fool us in believing that this story was about ninjas. In the end it was always about princess Hinata. The character that rules them all.


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Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
 
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:13 AM

The entire story thus far was one giant red herring. All of it was done to fool us in believing that this story was about ninjas. In the end it was always about princess Hinata. The character that rules them all.

The Lord of ninja : return of the princess.

One hyuga to rule them all :zaru:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:14 AM

 

Shikamaru was acting in line with Konoha's interests. Sasuke was acting in line with HIS interests.

 

Shikamaru and co made a conscious and purposive decision to leave Konoha, in spite of their commanding leader's instructions not to go, just so they could go on their personal vendetta against an enemy that they had limited information on and were woefully unprepared for. Their actions might have carried a mutual benefit for Konoha, but it still demonstrates a clear disregard for procedure and authority when the victims are close to home. They're just lucky that Kakashi and his group wandered onto the scene when they did. 

 

On the greater spectrum of morality, Shikamaru and his team are clearly a huge distance away from Sasuke, but they do have the same basic yearning for vengeance and heedlessness for regulations when they become an inconvenience to them in common with each other. 



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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:15 AM

The era of the Byakugan Prince is upon us.
I am not worthy of its glory :cry:
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:16 AM

The era of the Byakugan Prince is upon us.
I am not worthy of its glory :cry:

I find it pretty ironic that he doesn't even have the Byakugan. :lmao:


 


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:16 AM

@nostradamus
Some stupid people will buy it.
 

Yeah I know stupid people will buy it. But it boggles my mind that the people in charge of Naruto now, really believe this is the way to make money. I would desperately want to meet the person who looked at this and said "Yes this is brilliant. We're going to be rich."

 

Imagine if Ferrari started to make sponges and only sponges from tomorrow, and that's their entire business from now on. That's how insane this move is for these idiots. They literally went in the opposite direction of this manga.


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Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
 
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:17 AM

The entire story thus far was one giant red herring. All of it was done to fool us in believing that this story was about ninjas. In the end it was always about princess Hinata. The character that rules them all.

 

 

Rock-kun solos Princess Kawaii Hinata Hime  :D


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:18 AM

I find it pretty ironic that he doesn't even have the Byakugan. :lmao:

Don't worry, he'll just find a pair like Toneri did in the Last.
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:21 AM

Don't worry, he'll just find a pair like Toneri did in the Last.

Either that or Kishi will retcon it so that he can awaken it just like the Sharingan.


 


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:21 AM

This is a military dictatorship and what Naruto says goes. Kakashi is just his puppet, holding the seat until Naruto wants it for himself, so he has no choice but to use village funding to buy gifts for his wedding.
 
Also, don't forget that it was Naruto that got Tsunade thrown out of office and had Kakashi replace her.

And what is going to happen when the shinobis rightfully refuse? :D Brand them traitor? Go to jail? No salary? Fired? I'm starting to prefer Danzo over this fool of a Hokage. It's even worse because Kakashi is still the BEST character compared to other team seven members.

Dirty inner politics=The ultimate method an incompetent leader gets his job :zaru:

  

By far the worst. Like damn lol 
 

Personally, I thought that Tsunade was the best Hokage when one considers the total package of Hokage. Followed by Hashirama/Minato, then Tobirama, then Hiruzen.

I think so too. There were a lot of crisis to which she handled every single one of them perfectly. I don't think anyone else would have been smart enough to rebuild Konoha in only two and a half years or handle the threat that was Akatsuki like she did.
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:22 AM

 

Shikamaru and co made a conscious and purposive decision to leave Konoha, in spite of their commanding leader's instructions not to go, just so they could go on their personal vendetta against an enemy that they had limited information on and were woefully unprepared for. Their actions might have carried a mutual benefit for Konoha, but it still demonstrates a clear disregard for procedure and authority when the victims are close to home. They're just lucky that Kakashi and his group wandered onto the scene when they did. 

 

On the greater spectrum of morality, Shikamaru and his team are clearly a huge distance away from Sasuke, but they do have the same basic yearning for vengeance and heedlessness for regulations when they become an inconvenience to them in common with each other. 

 

I didn't thought much about this in the first time, but looking back it really smells of hipocrisy on kakashi's part.

 

This just shows the seeds of inconsistences were planted even before the falldown of overall quality that happened after the Yahagi era


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:23 AM

It will be retconned that Team Taka (Karin included) were all just figments of Sasuke's imagination, and that he created them because he desperately missed Naruto and his Sakura. Kishimoto will then laugh and say people are mean for not understanding how brilliant he is.

 

Kishimoto: It makes me feel sad when I'm called a beta male.... just because I cry all the time and wonder why my wife married me instead of the man she first feel in love with doesn't make me a beta male. Did I tell you I wasn't my wife's first lover? I mean I don't have a hang up about that... but I really think women are whores if they sleep with more then one person in their life. I'm just going out on a limb and saying that right now *laughs*

 

Interviewer: I... I just asked how you have been... wait are you saying your wife is a whore? Or that you aren't man enough for her?

 

Kishimoto: We are very happily married! She even lets me sleep in the same room with her some nights if I beg her enough. I once told her, rightfully I might add, that as my wife she is suppose to be living her life in dedication to MY happiness. After she slapped me a few time, and my nose stopped bleeding, I called my editor up and he told me what to do. Things have been ok since then, even though she still doesn't understand how lucky she is that I choose her, even after she broke up with the first guy she loved. I mean most guys wouldn't be as awesome as I am, and over look something like that. I didn't even call her a whore after I found out about it.

 

Interviewer: I.... I mean....

 

Kishimoto: I know I wasn't her first but do I bring that up? Nope. I mean I never even kissed a girl till I meet her, but I still overlooked the fact that she was with that baseball jock for years. I'm that caring of an individual. Beta male. It hurts me so much when my fans call me that.

 

Interviewer: I... that is... are you sure it's your fans who call you that?

 

Kishimoto: Hinata is there to represent the woman the Naruto deserves as much as the other way around. It's not like Naruto feels like he had to settle. And even if he did so what? Hinata is amazing! I wish I had a Hinata in my life who waited for me like that, and rejected all other people besides me. Hinata isn't some horrible woman, she didn't change her mind and marry a cartoonist, no she stayed with HER MAN. And she does right by him, she sits in the corner knits him some scarfs, and shuts the hell up unless Naruto ask for a beer.

 

Interviewer: So... your wife is Hinata?

 

Kishimoto: Yeah Naruto stayed at his job a lot. Sure who doesn't? I used to miss family events all the time. It's not because I was scared of my wife! She isn't the boss of the house I am! That's what I tried showing with the Naruto ending. That he loves her even though he isn't ever around. I showed that with Sasuke too. He isn't there often because he is a man doing important man things. He's pure. An athlete! He'd of played baseball if they had it. *laughs*

 

Interviewer: So your wife is like Sasuke?

 

Kishimoto: Sakura staying with Sasuke is natural. You know my wife left her first boyfriend because she was abused by him? Did I ever tell you that?

 

Interviewer: My... my God. Kishimoto that is horrible, I'm so sorry that happened to her.

 

Kishimoto: So am I! She left him because of that. What a b*tch. I can say that because I love her, we have an understanding. But really leaving a man cause they hit you? That isn't normal. Women shouldn't get all high and mighty about this kind of thing. Sometimes they need to realize who they belong to. *laughs*

 

Interviewer:... Are you mad that your wife left her old boyfriend and ended up marrying you?

 

Kishimoto: She's a whore! I can't believe she called me a beta male. I wasn't the one kissing people and holding hands, and things before we started dating. I did it right! Why does that make me a bad person? You know what it is, it's because women don't like nice guys. I mean I did my job. I handed her my pay check, showed up a few nights of the week, and only asked for sex every other month. I'm the victim here! I'm not a beta male! Naruto did the right thing settling for the girl who loved only him and lived for him. That's the way it's suppose to be. People don't understand that if Naruto had forgiven Sakura for loving Sasuke he'd end up sad and alone in his own house! I know that for a fact! I know how that goes!

 

Interviewer: ... Kishimoto I have the name of a therapist who can help you with these feelings of inadequacy that you seem to be suffering from.

 

Kishimoto: I do not have erectile dysfunction! *laughs* That's a lie! Hinata is the perfect woman. I'm sending a message here for everyone to see! Women need to wake up and get back into knitting. That's where they belong. My wife knitted me a scarf once, back when she pretended I mattered. I can't help it people keep being confused by my brilliant red herrings.

 

Interviewer: I'm just going to.... *stands up to leave*

 

Kishimoto: I'm not a beta male! Remember to tell them that! *laughs* Oh and read my next manga series! Soft Taco Boy: The Adventure continues! *laughs*

 

LMAO, this killed me   :lmao:  :lmao:

 

good job Tiller


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:23 AM

 

 

Rock-kun solos Princess Kawaii Hinata Hime  :D

I wish she would've remained on the ground where she belongs.


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Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
 
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:23 AM

Either that or Kishi will retcon it so that he can awaken it just like the Sharingan.

Duracell will be just fine. There's like a magic fountain of eyes available in the Naruto universe anyways, so he'll be set for life.
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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:23 AM

And what is going to happen when the shinobis rightfully refuse? :D Brand them traitor? Go to jail? No salary? Fired? I'm starting to prefer Danzo over this fool of a Hokage. It's even worse because Kakashi is still the BEST character compared to other team seven members.

 

 

We really should start a "Danzo was right" campaign. lol



 






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