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[Metalhead87]

If this is the true concept for the Konoha novel, then may God have mercy on the Akatsuki, because Kishi won't.

 

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if they showed up at the wedding with gifts too.

[Konoha'sCrimsonFox]

This series has officially now become a source of laughter beyond your wildest dreams. I'm even wager that Team Taka and Karin does not exist and used as a red herring to decieve NS fans.

[TouKen4Life3g]

This series has officially now become a source of laughter beyond your wildest dreams. I'm even wager that Team Taka and Karin does not exist and used as a red herring to decieve NS fans.

I think we need to make this into so bad it's good to help ourselves. Otherwise, this is legitimately shut. I know it's just a novel but good god.

[Toasty Warrior]

Excuse me while I go drown myself in anything and everything that isn't Naruto.

[Hiraishin]

 

This is how he is trying to make Sakura's character better, by drawing her pretty

 

Such a genius

truly a visionary. since what makes a female character better is not their actions, their story, their development. it's how attractive she is.

 

that's his attempt at making her look like a hollywood actress lol.

yeah. why can't he just make her look like... sakura? she looked fine before. i thought she was prettiest in the Pein arc and also the beginning of the war arc (before everyone gathered to fight Obito + Madara, pre ~600)

 

I'm so glad I'm not alone. It just doesn't look like the Sakura I came to love.

You're not alone. It's cause she's not the Sakura we came to love. She's something else.. at best, a shadow of who she used to be.

[Toasty Warrior]

That maybe true about Sakura looking beautiful, but she looks so scared, as if even she knows they're trying to screw her over, and the last remnants of the old Sakura are trying to get through, and beg someone to save her from what she's become.

[luffyq1]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

[Tiller]

This series has officially now become a source of laughter beyond your wildest dreams. I'm even wager that Team Taka and Karin does not exist and used as a red herring to decieve NS fans.

It will be retconned that Team Taka (Karin included) were all just figments of Sasuke's imagination, and that he created them because he desperately missed Naruto and his Sakura. Kishimoto will then laugh and say people are mean for not understanding how brilliant he is.

 

Kishimoto: It makes me feel sad when I'm called a beta male.... just because I cry all the time and wonder why my wife married me instead of the man she first feel in love with doesn't make me a beta male. Did I tell you I wasn't my wife's first lover? I mean I don't have a hang up about that... but I really think women are whores if they sleep with more then one person in their life. I'm just going out on a limb and saying that right now *laughs*

 

Interviewer: I... I just asked how you have been... wait are you saying your wife is a whore? Or that you aren't man enough for her?

 

Kishimoto: We are very happily married! She even lets me sleep in the same room with her some nights if I beg her enough. I once told her, rightfully I might add, that as my wife she is suppose to be living her life in dedication to MY happiness. After she slapped me a few time, and my nose stopped bleeding, I called my editor up and he told me what to do. Things have been ok since then, even though she still doesn't understand how lucky she is that I choose her, even after she broke up with the first guy she loved. I mean most guys wouldn't be as awesome as I am, and over look something like that. I didn't even call her a whore after I found out about it.

 

Interviewer: I.... I mean....

 

Kishimoto: I know I wasn't her first but do I bring that up? Nope. I mean I never even kissed a girl till I meet her, but I still overlooked the fact that she was with that baseball jock for years. I'm that caring of an individual. Beta male. It hurts me so much when my fans call me that.

 

Interviewer: I... that is... are you sure it's your fans who call you that?

 

Kishimoto: Hinata is there to represent the woman the Naruto deserves as much as the other way around. It's not like Naruto feels like he had to settle. And even if he did so what? Hinata is amazing! I wish I had a Hinata in my life who waited for me like that, and rejected all other people besides me. Hinata isn't some horrible woman, she didn't change her mind and marry a cartoonist, no she stayed with HER MAN. And she does right by him, she sits in the corner knits him some scarfs, and shuts the hell up unless Naruto ask for a beer.

 

Interviewer: So... your wife is Hinata?

 

Kishimoto: Yeah Naruto stayed at his job a lot. Sure who doesn't? I used to miss family events all the time. It's not because I was scared of my wife! She isn't the boss of the house I am! That's what I tried showing with the Naruto ending. That he loves her even though he isn't ever around. I showed that with Sasuke too. He isn't there often because he is a man doing important man things. He's pure. An athlete! He'd of played baseball if they had it. *laughs*

 

Interviewer: So your wife is like Sasuke?

 

Kishimoto: Sakura staying with Sasuke is natural. You know my wife left her first boyfriend because she was abused by him? Did I ever tell you that?

 

Interviewer: My... my God. Kishimoto that is horrible, I'm so sorry that happened to her.

 

Kishimoto: So am I! She left him because of that. What a kitten. I can say that because I love her, we have an understanding. But really leaving a man cause they hit you? That isn't normal. Women shouldn't get all high and mighty about this kind of thing. Sometimes they need to realize who they belong to. *laughs*

 

Interviewer:... Are you mad that your wife left her old boyfriend and ended up marrying you?

 

Kishimoto: She's a whore! I can't believe she called me a beta male. I wasn't the one kissing people and holding hands, and things before we started dating. I did it right! Why does that make me a bad person? You know what it is, it's because women don't like nice guys. I mean I did my job. I handed her my pay check, showed up a few nights of the week, and only asked for sex every other month. I'm the victim here! I'm not a beta male! Naruto did the right thing settling for the girl who loved only him and lived for him. That's the way it's suppose to be. People don't understand that if Naruto had forgiven Sakura for loving Sasuke he'd end up sad and alone in his own house! I know that for a fact! I know how that goes!

 

Interviewer: ... Kishimoto I have the name of a therapist who can help you with these feelings of inadequacy that you seem to be suffering from.

 

Kishimoto: I do not have erectile dysfunction! *laughs* That's a lie! Hinata is the perfect woman. I'm sending a message here for everyone to see! Women need to wake up and get back into knitting. That's where they belong. My wife knitted me a scarf once, back when she pretended I mattered. I can't help it people keep being confused by my brilliant red herrings.

 

Interviewer: I'm just going to.... *stands up to leave*

 

Kishimoto: I'm not a beta male! Remember to tell them that! *laughs* Oh and read my next manga series! Soft Taco Boy: The Adventure continues! *laughs*

[Narufan85]

Did I say there was something wrong with them? 
Because it felt like what I said was " I don't agree and I don't understand it."


Because she didn't lie. she didn't emotionally manipulate anyone despite what some people believe and say. She didn't make a big stink about people lying to themselves, and then lie to herself -shrugs-  Sakura at least was "Consistent" Sasuke was always a factor, but she always managed to place Naruto before him until the ending. 
Not only that, but how can I not pity her given that Naruto and Sasuke have both abandoned her, Team 7 is gone, she's stuck ALONE with a kid that doesn't seem anything like her? All her actual, fulfilling dreams and aspirations ( with the exception of marrying Sasuke ) have turned to ash. At least Naruto got to be Hokage, and Sasuke got to keep his pathetic life   
Out of everyone in this ending, her's is truly the saddest considering it completely wrecked everything she wanted, worked for and was set up to have.

I'm not trying to defend Naruto or start an argument here, mainly because I don't think we will see eye to eye, but I was hoping for some clarification. I could have sworn I read a poster's review of The Last who noted that during the conversation between Naruto and Sakura, Sakura said something about how her feelings -a girl's feelings - can't/won't change. Now, I didn't watch it so I need so,e clarification. But if it's true, wouldn't that mean her confession to Naruto was dishonest, as well?

[ichigo500]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

So it was true   They will never cease to amaze me ! Not Surprising that even non-Naruto fans are making fun of SJ and all... 

Edit: I'm gonna share this information on tumblr :) 

Edited by ichigo500, 20 March 2015 - 08:22 PM.

[Nostradamus]

It will be retconned that Team Taka (Karin included) were all just figments of Sasuke's imagination, and that he created them because he desperately missed Naruto and his Sakura. Kishimoto will then laugh and say people are mean for not understanding how brilliant he is.

 

Kishimoto: It makes me feel sad when I'm called a beta male.... just because I cry all the time and wonder why my wife married me instead of the man she first feel in love with doesn't make me a beta male. Did I tell you I wasn't my wife's first lover? I mean I don't have a hang up about that... but I really think women are whores if they sleep with more then one person in their life. I'm just going out on a limb and saying that right now *laughs*

 

Interviewer: I... I just asked how you have been... wait are you saying your wife is a whore? Or that you aren't man enough for her?

 

Kishimoto: We are very happily married! She even lets me sleep in the same room with her some nights if I beg her enough. I once told her, rightfully I might add, that as my wife she is suppose to be living her life in dedication to MY happiness. After she slapped me a few time, and my nose stopped bleeding, I called my editor up and he told me what to do. Things have been ok since then, even though she still doesn't understand how lucky she is that I choose her, even after she broke up with the first guy she loved. I mean most guys wouldn't be as awesome as I am, and over look something like that. I didn't even call her a whore after I found out about it.

 

Interviewer: I.... I mean....

 

Kishimoto: I know I wasn't her first but do I bring that up? Nope. I mean I never even kissed a girl till I meet her, but I still overlooked the fact that she was with that baseball jock for years. I'm that caring of an individual. Beta male. It hurts me so much when my fans call me that.

 

Interviewer: I... that is... are you sure it's your fans who call you that?

 

Kishimoto: Hinata is there to represent the woman the Naruto deserves as much as the other way around. It's not like Naruto feels like he had to settle. And even if he did so what? Hinata is amazing! I wish I had a Hinata in my life who waited for me like that, and rejected all other people besides me. Hinata isn't some horrible woman, she didn't change her mind and marry a cartoonist, no she stayed with HER MAN. And she does right by him, she sits in the corner knits him some scarfs, and shuts the hell up unless Naruto ask for a beer.

 

Interviewer: So... your wife is Hinata?

 

Kishimoto: Yeah Naruto stayed at his job a lot. Sure who doesn't? I used to miss family events all the time. It's not because I was scared of my wife! She isn't the boss of the house I am! That's what I tried showing with the Naruto ending. That he loves her even though he isn't ever around. I showed that with Sasuke too. He isn't there often because he is a man doing important man things. He's pure. An athlete! He'd of played baseball if they had it. *laughs*

 

Interviewer: So your wife is like Sasuke?

 

Kishimoto: Sakura staying with Sasuke is natural. You know my wife left her first boyfriend because she was abused by him? Did I ever tell you that?

 

Interviewer: My... my God. Kishimoto that is horrible, I'm so sorry that happened to her.

 

Kishimoto: So am I! She left him because of that. What a b*tch. I can say that because I love her, we have an understanding. But really leaving a man cause they hit you? That isn't normal. Women shouldn't get all high and mighty about this kind of thing. Sometimes they need to realize who they belong to. *laughs*

 

Interviewer:... Are you mad that your wife left her old boyfriend and ended up marrying you?

 

Kishimoto: She's a whore! I can't believe she called me a beta male. I wasn't the one kissing people and holding hands, and things before we started dating. I did it right! Why does that make me a bad person? You know what it is, it's because women don't like nice guys. I mean I did my job. I handed her my pay check, showed up a few nights of the week, and only asked for sex every other month. I'm the victim here! I'm not a beta male! Naruto did the right thing settling for the girl who loved only him and lived for him. That's the way it's suppose to be. People don't understand that if Naruto had forgiven Sakura for loving Sasuke he'd end up sad and alone in his own house! I know that for a fact! I know how that goes!

 

Interviewer: ... Kishimoto I have the name of a therapist who can help you with these feelings of inadequacy that you seem to be suffering from.

 

Kishimoto: I do not have erectile dysfunction! *laughs* That's a lie! Hinata is the perfect woman. I'm sending a message here for everyone to see! Women need to wake up and get back into knitting. That's where they belong. My wife knitted me a scarf once, back when she pretended I mattered. I can't help it people keep being confused by my brilliant red herrings.

 

Interviewer: I'm just going to.... *stands up to leave*

 

Kishimoto: I'm not a beta male! Remember to tell them that! *laughs* Oh and read my next manga series! Soft Taco Boy: The Adventure continues! *laughs*

Fantastic.

Sad part is that it sounds legit.

[FireFox]

I'm not trying to defend Naruto or start an argument here, mainly because I don't think we will see eye to eye, but I was hoping for some clarification. I could have sworn I read a poster's review of The Last who noted that during the conversation between Naruto and Sakura, Sakura said something about how her feelings -a girl's feelings - can't/won't change. Now, I didn't watch it so I need so,e clarification. But if it's true, wouldn't that mean her confession to Naruto was dishonest, as well?

Yes its true but You don't even need the movie to prove that to you , heck Kikitten made Sakura  do that in 693 & 699  . He literary Retconed everything about Naruto and Sakura  and what they did and feel for one another , in the end  it turns out they were both using eachother  to Win over Sasuke's D!ck  isn't that a wonderful  brilliant writing right there !?!?!?     .    

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 20 March 2015 - 08:31 PM.

[luffyq1]

to people who watch steven universe, I believe episode 51 would expose how bad naruto fans these tards are if they watch the show, makes me wonder if something like naruto's ending happened in another series but different obviously, and the creator decided to write about it in the episode. seriously the more I watched the episode the more I thought how crazy fandoms act, particularly naruto

connie was basically kishi, she was going along with anything that steven wanted. 

[DeathGodMack]

Anyone here like or support BoruSara? Anything new?

Edited by DeathGodMack, 20 March 2015 - 09:00 PM.

[luffyq1]

Anyone here like or support BoruSara?

[DeathGodMack]

luf

[Namikaze Clan]

Anyone else find it fitting that the Initials for BoruSara is BS? As in Bullsh*t.

[HuskyLover]

Anyone else find it fitting that the Initials for BoruSara is BS? As in Bullsh*t.

 

LOL           

[Shadow1275]

The girl from twitter told me that....the Konoha hiden will probably be about pairings too, and about all of them buying wedding gifts...

WHAT THE F****************************?     

OMG....kakashi assigned everyone a secret mission to buy gifts for Naruto and Hinata ! This is so f***** up   

It's an f-ing Shoujo now. IT HAS OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE TO A SHOUJO NOW!!!

 

 What happened to the ninjas? What happened to the action? What happened TO THE LOGIC?

[Pix]

NH waiting for Naruhina merchandise like-