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[RedFaction]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! WTF !!!!                .

 

You would think that as a Konoha Novel it would revolve about for example how peace was achieved  The Hokageship  and how Konoha became to be so  Technologically Advanced but instead of that we get  KONOHA'S   SHOUJO ORGY FIESTA !!!!                   .  

We don't need to know about any of that. All that matters now is the pairings and the kids, everything else is irrelevant. I mean we know how Naruto became Hokage already, Kakashi was just warming the seat for Naruto until he got sick of the job and passed it off to him. No work involved to get there, unlike Minato who had to work his hardest every day for the Third Hokage to choose him as his successor. Just imagine Kishi trying to go in depth about stuff like that, it would only showcase further how much of failures Naruto and his generation are.

Edited by RedFaction, 20 March 2015 - 07:04 PM.

[TouKen4Life3g]

When is TG:RE chapter coming? I got cancer from those novels...

[Toasty Warrior]

So I caught up on what everyone posted in the last few pages, and I've got to say from this is what or better yet, what the kitten happened to Naruto? Why would Kishimoto let this happen to his series, and the whole Sakura Hiden thing makes me want to vomit, while the Konoha Hiden makes me roflcopter.

[Metalhead87]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

 

I'm so glad that this novel is about the NH wedding presents! Imagine if it was about resolving a number of the massive plot holes and continuity errors or something! I mean, eww, right? Who wants coherence? Who wants sense? Why bother with anything like that when we can explore who got Hinata a blender and who got Naruto a new tie?

 

       

 

What the Hell is that? Is that really the best that they can do? Seriously? That's it?

 

       

 

It's so unbelievably pathetic that I actually feel a little guilty for making fun of it. But, then I remind myself that this whole endeavour is without a doubt the most stupid, poorly executed excuse for pig crap that the literary world has ever had the misfortune to see put into print and beyond, and I just start laughing again.

[Tiller]

As I said back in November my friends. This canon world is dead to us, from now on we make our own. The only thing worth knowing now is the laughter we can have from this stupidity. Nothing beside remains. Around the decay of this colossal wreck, pathetically beta, the remaining groupies pretend they are happy.

[Advaith]

The girl from twitter told me that....the Konoha hiden will probably be about pairings too, and about all of them buying wedding gifts...

WHAT THE F****************************?     

OMG....kakashi assigned everyone a secret mission to buy gifts for Naruto and Hinata ! This is so f***** up   

 

ugggh

I heard that Sasuke buys them a wedding gift too. Apologies for not making it to the actual ceremony??

ROFLMAO

 

What the kittening kitten is this ?

[Toasty Warrior]

So even in the novels Hinakittens manages to spread her corruption, and makes sure everyone gets her a gift, unless they want to incur her wrath?

Edited by Toasty Warrior, 20 March 2015 - 07:14 PM.

[FireFox]

We don't need to know about any of that. All that matters now is the pairings and the kids, everything else is irrelevant. I mean we know how Naruto became Hokage already, Kakashi was just warming the seat for Naruto until he got sick of the job and passed it off to him. No work involved to get there, unlike Minato who had to work his hardest every day for the Third Hokage to choose him as his successor. Just imagine Kishi trying to go in depth about stuff like that, it would only showcase further how much of failures Naruto and his generation are.

Ah so true  seeing how K11 orgy making babies fiesta is far more important then that   their present to Byakugan Princess Hinata Hime Kawaii Desu Sama  would be giving their Burrito some friends  bc his daddy doesn't want to play with him  . That's so admiring can't wait for Konoha's  Shoujo Orgy Fiesta Novel  so much feels right now.....I.....just....can't.....anymore         .  

[TouKen4Life3g]

Medic!!!

Ishida: Sorry, chapter not yet release.
OnePunch Mangaka: Monthly, man.
Isayama: Likewise.

X_X

[Nostradamus]

So I caught up on what everyone posted in the last few pages, and I've got to say from this is what or better yet, what the kitten happened to Naruto? Why would Kishimoto let this happen to his series, and the whole Sakura Hiden thing makes me want to vomit, while the Konoha Hiden makes me roflcopter.

Because he doesn't care anymore. At this point in time it's very clear that it's completely out of his hand. The ones that are now in charge are idiots who want to make a quick buck by using the name "Naruto" because they believe people are dumb enough to buy anything as long as it has that name.

[Metalhead87]

As I said back in November my friends. This canon world is dead to us, from now on we make our own. The only thing worth knowing now is the laughter we can have from this stupidity. Nothing beside remains. Around the decay of this colossal wreck, pathetically beta, the remaining groupies pretend they are happy.

 

Fanon all the way! It's free, there is tons of it, and if you don't like what someone is doing you can make your own.

[Tiller]

So even in the novels Hinakittens manages to spread her corruption, and makes sure everyone gets her a gift, unless they want to incur her wrath?

She must be worshiped for she represents what Kishimoto believes modern womanhood is all about. Dedicate your life to one male, and then worships them above everything else in life, indeed make controlling his life your one goal above everything else even family, friends, country, and duty. If you do that your kittens will grow large, the world will love you, and beta males around multiple cultures will flap off to your glory.

Edited by Tiller, 20 March 2015 - 07:21 PM.

[TouKen4Life3g]

Time like this I wish I can perform "One mind, one body" ritual...

[redrose3443]

Don't forget it's gonna be a musical also~!

musical?

 

You mean we're finally gonna hear Hinata-hime-sama-desu-kawaii-goddess-chan's angelic voice?

 

Kyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh~ I can't wait!

Edited by redrose3443, 20 March 2015 - 07:21 PM.

[Advaith]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

 

I just can't anymore

[Pix]

You were all right what a surprise. We finally get to see how Sasuke and Sakura get together and what it is Sasusaku fans see that we don't. How amazing.

 

 

 

A general timeline of events and novels.

 

Chapter 699

* Several months later, Kakashi Hiden

* Sasuke leaves Konoha

* Two years later

* Shikamaru Hiden

* The Last

* Several months later

* Sakura Hiden 

* Naruto and Hinata 結婚 =marriage

* Several years after 10 years

* Chapter 700

If anything I feel sorry for Sasuke fans. 

[Bryon_Konoha_Ninja]

This keeps me from wanting to work on my fanfic... T_T I'm just like "kitten it I'm done and I don't care anymore!"

[FireFox]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS COMEDY kitten !!!!      .

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 20 March 2015 - 07:33 PM.

[redrose3443]

OK Guys about the Konoha Hiden apparently on Amazon it is dated for 1/5/2015

 

http://www.amazon.co...&language=ja_JP

 

This was the translated Info on the page (translation isn't great but here);

 

- Within Konohagakure village by the Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi, there was an announcement of a certain special mission. It was a confidential mission that Naruto and Hinata could not know about at all: “The people who are soon be attending the wedding ceremony of Naruto and Hinata are to bring celebratory gifts”. And so, the shinobi of Konohagakure Village raise the curtain on a mission to procure (the items). Lee was even thinking about it while running several laps around the spacious village. Then, Neji appeared in a dream. Tenten was worried about the ninja weaponry in her hands. At once, she began training in throwing kunai. Shikamaru and Chouji held a tactical meeting over barbeque. There, Temari appeared. Sakura and Ino bumped into one another at a general store. For some reason, a cooking showdown began.

Ichiraku’s Teuchi, Naruto’s former teacher Iruka, and the members from the same squad as Hinata: Team 8’s Shino and Kiba….What celebratory gifts did everyone choose?



Depicting "beyond the original work”, it’s the fourth installment of the Naruto Hiden series: The secret presents from the Konohagakure shinobi!

 

[edited] Found a better translation

 

Wow, This is so Stupid ......I can't even. 

If this is the true concept for the Konoha novel, then may God have mercy on the Akatsuki, because Kishi won't.

[HuskyLover]

I feel Soooo Bad for liking Hinata in Part 1.

 

Her and her Fandom have completely destroyed this series and every other characters development / potential.

 

smh.... God I hope this series burns in hellfire.

Edited by HuskyLover, 20 March 2015 - 07:34 PM.