Integra: "GET TO THE F***ING POINT!"
(I know the VA behind Abridged!Integra personally, so it's always fun to imagine her doing these lines. She's really quiet shy-ish happy-go-lucky on her own time XD)
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#657803 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 11 November 2014 - 10:38 PM
#656255 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 11 November 2014 - 01:40 AM
NARUTO: THE MOVIE (JUST IN GENERAL) MOVIE CAST BY MASAkittenOUTTA-HIS-MIND KISHIMOTO
Sasuke Uchiha: Robert Pattinson
Sakura Haruno: Kristen Stewart
Kakashi Hatake: Vin Diesel
Tsunade: Roseanne Barr
Choji: Mike Meyers in his old fat-suit
Ino: Kristen Stewart again (CGI'd in to scenes where she's already in)
Shikamaru: Rob Schneider
Hinata: Katy Perry (*hired due to similarity between character and actor: huge breasts, lack of talent, lack of discernible personality*)
MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED AS KISHIMOTO TAKES ANOTHER SNIFF OF THAT GOOD OL' METH
#656138 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 11 November 2014 - 12:20 AM
SCREW THE UZUMAKI CLAN.
THE WU-TANG CLAN IS BETTER.
FIXED THAT FOR YOU~
#654471 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 10 November 2014 - 05:14 AM
Maybe Kishi should've watched Frozen for inspiration. Replace Olaf with Sai and Anna with Sakura!
But we want a good film to inspire him, right?
#654107 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 10 November 2014 - 02:01 AM
I wish Orochimaru had just taken over Sasuke's body...
Me too; it'd mean we lose Sasuke, and keep the best villain. :C
#653749 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 10:09 PM
THEY AREN'T FAKE.
MAYBE I'M THE FAKE ONE
I COULD'VE BEEN MASASHI KISHIMOTO THE ENTIRE TIME
OR EVEN GUILLERMO DEL TORO
OR EVEN YOU
I CAN BE ANYONE I WANT
WHY AM I YELLING
#652601 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 05:33 AM
source?
Kishimoto's butt, where he pulled Chapter 699-700.
#652588 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 05:28 AM
GUYS GUYS GUYS! I just got hold of the plot-summary for The Last: Naruto Movie, guys! Here it is (I'll spoiler-tag it, though!)
-After the war, Konoha decides out of no where to heavily industrialise their city, albeit keeping part of the village traditionally-built because reasons. This goes on for the whole hour or so of the film. With this, the ninjas also gain access to great technology, again in only an hour.
-A secret princess from a secret kingdom that has never before been mentioned in this series and never will again appears, pleading for help. She explains she's going to be secretly kidnapped by a secret villain who also wants to secretly destroy the world of ninjas with the not-so-secret Moon. The Moon and the princess are completely unrelated; the guy's just a pervert as well as a megalomaniac.
-The village agrees to help her, because why not; not as if they're building a huge industrial society in the span of an hour or needing to clean up after some kind of huge war or something.
-Everyone realises that Hinata looks like the princess, most likely because of inbreeding (quite popular in blood-line clans), so they decide to switch the two.
-Hinata gives Naruto a scarf she knitted from red yarn. He accepts it because obviously when you're fighting someone in close combat like ninjas, you'll definitely want something to be tied around your neck so someone might grab it and choke you.
-Hinata gets kidnapped because she sucks at fighting or is just generally as useful as a second coat of paint. THIS IS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE MOVIE.
-Naruto goes into bad-ass mode for no reason; he usually would go this way for anyone (literally anyone; he did this for a princess/priestess a few movies back as well as probably for some other background characters, so why not Hinata?). Kishimoto and the writing staff intervene to make this more him developing romantic feelings for her. Why? Here, I'll explain in this very senten-
-EXPLANATION OVER. Naruto defeats the evil ninja by probably killing him or not killing him and he just ending up dead over his own hubris. Pick your choice, it's going to probably suck.
-Hinata gets the courage from Sakura to declare her love for Naruto, not noticing strange bruises on her wrists or other parts of her body. When she asks how Sasuke's doing, she pretty much goes quiet.
-Hinata and Naruto get together, and at this point barf-bags will be handed out to the audience; for the DVD sales, barf-bags will be pre-folded into the DVD case for the home-audience's single-use ("No one's going to watch this stinker more than once anyways.", in a margin-note from Masashi Kishimoto)
-The movie ends, explaining nothing correctly with the concurrent canon and basically shafting 15 years of manga-writing, pissing off countless people and probably dooming a franchise.
-???
-PROFIT.
#652515 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 04:54 AM
Who needs will of fire when they have the will of Technology. ;D
They can look up jutsu's on their Mac's instead of using scrolls, and summon creatures by drawing the symbols in Photoshop!WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US LIKE THIS KISHI WHY
#652491 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 04:45 AM
Who are we to judge poor sasuke He deserves the world 8)
Yeah, poor guy; all he got in life was dozens of fangirls drooling over him, every chance to succeed due to his background and prowess handed to him by his family's strong clan-bloodline, two extremely powerful eye-powers, training by Orochimaru (the greatest villain-ninja in the world that currently isn't dead or poorly written), a magical kill 'em all sword, two wives to beat senselessly have extremely dispassionate intercourse with, and a free ticket to avoid prosecution for murder, kidnapping, and high treason.
POOR SASUKE.
#652440 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 04:22 AM
Hopefully Eren and Mikasa can happen, and save the pairing-world from complete destruction ;C
#652301 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 03:23 AM
You're killing me with this picture! LOL
meh, it's kinda annoying me. not gonna demand anything, but it's just tiresome for me now <.<;
#652116 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 09 November 2014 - 02:18 AM
Track 28 Blue Black must be Sakura and Sasukes theme ...although I think it's translated incorrectly should be Black and Blue .
Followed by "Blue and Red", assuming the police get involved at any point in time.
#649747 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 07 November 2014 - 09:42 PM
Can we please stop quoting the big-picture post? It's nice, but it's eating too much space over and over in this thread lol
#649703 Chapters 699 And 700 The End
Posted by Kamina-Yoshi on 07 November 2014 - 09:13 PM
And the 12th I can see him yelling at Kishi say "You betrayed our trust!"
Or, if Capaldi wants to break out a bit more (like he usually does in other roles), yell "YOU F***IN' WANKER, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS TO YOUR OWN F***IN' WORK?! PEOPLE PAID FOR THIS SH** TO GO RIGHT, AND I WON'T LET YOU TURN IT kittens UP!"
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