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Sawyer was talking about this site. 
 
So he lurked here.
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=zSRQ-NmsxQg

I don't feel like watching it, but the comments here suggest he is talking trash about us (I trust you guys)? Why? What did we do to him? Why is he so bothered by us? I can't believe I used to like this guy and even defended him before. Disgusting. He is acting just like typical NH/SS trolls do. There is always a reason for bashing and bullying, and it is usually insecurity. Their pairing is canon, why are they insecure? Maybe because they know the last two chapters sucked (I mean their garbage OTPs were put next to crack pairings like ChoKarui, so that should be embarrassing), but they are trying to hide their pain and disappointment by making us look worse than them? Just some thoughts...

kishimoto has so much creativity that he has resorted to copying spongebob show

 

 

amazing kishi 10/10 for your genius mind  

Spongebob again? This show is really the essence of the fandom, excluding NH/SS fans. There is also a WAY funnier version of this someone made:

 

Why is Kishi everywre?!

I made this one! ^^

Are you really going to watch that trash? Why would you sit down and watch garbage? After that ending the movie will be no different. Don't torture yourself and just thinking about a NH or SS kiss sickens me. I'll avoid it at all cost.

What sickens me more is they went way further than just a kiss to have those children ...I'm sorry, but for Sasuke, that is so OOC. I could've sworn he was asexual from chapters 1-698. Like many of you have said, this is like a terribly written fanfic.

 

I refuse to be a part of anything post 698

Same here. I don't care if I am in denial or whatever. I refuse to see this garbage as the ending. There are so many unanswered questions in the plot, too...

 

Replace some words...at it fits right in with Kishi as the storyteller in Patrick and the intelligent part of the fandom as Spongebob

Ok.

Kishi: Let me tell you a story. Once there was a boy named Naruto, who loved a girl named Sakura very much,

Fans: *look at him in awe*

Kishi: He loved her so much, that he gave up on her and went for his stalker, Hinata. The End.

Fans: *get upset*

Exactly! Because this is how I was AFTER I woke up early to read the chapters this morning. 

This is how I felt finding out NH/SS is canon:

  
No, he never loved her. Never will. Nothing can convince me of that. She just happened to be there at the right time.

I agree. Something that confuses me though...Kishi has been planning The Last for two years now, so why did he have Minato ask if Sakura was Naruto's girlfriend, compare her to Kushina, have Sakura deeply care about his dreams, and have Sasuke proclaim his disinterest in Sakura romantically? Did he originally have other plans for the film or ending in general, but he changed his mind? I swear, chapter 693 was such a short time ago. I wonder if Kishi even knew how he would end it then? Or maybe he was just letting the fans know that Sasuke never did love Sakura before his asspull? I am so confused...

This cracked me up:

http://sasukeuchiha....st/101929936991

Well, looks like we were right on the chapter being like bad fanfiction.

 

Part of me hopes this is some elaborate prank and the official Shonen Jump release will have the actual chapter. But I'm just grasping at straws at this point.

 

Pairings aside, this chapter doesn't fit Kishi's writing at all, neither does it provide the conclusive ending we were promised. What about bonds? What about Naruto bringing lasting peace to the entire world? It's like someone else wrote this chapter, because this is not the writing I've been enjoying from Kishimoto. I do have to wonder if it was forced and Kishi made it horrible on purpose out of spite.

I had a dream that this happened last week, not kidding. Everyone thought NH/SS was canon, but it turned out to be the troll of the century by incredibly talented hackers. When Shonen Jump released, it was actually NS. I remember in the dream looking at the pages in the actual Shonen Jump magazine. I completely doubt my dream will come true, but I find this such a strange coincidence that you said this, that I just had to share.

LadyGt said she might make one (and this is the only ending I'll accept)

Seriously? She would do a fantastic job. Her storytelling and logic skills far surpass Kishi's. This will be the only one I accept also.

This chapter...was absolutely atrocious. I didn't even bother to look at 700. This looks like a freaking fanfic. Sasuke was so OOC, and Hinata showed up out of nowhere. I am not even upset anymore, I am confused. This is not the manga I grew to love. I almost wonder if this is some kind of joke. Sasuke suddenly falling in love with Sakura? Huh? After he just said he wasn't interested in her romantically? How does redemption make you fall in love with your "family member"? Also, Naruto is in love with Hinata now? Why? He gave up on his "girlfriend"? He failed his mother then. She said to go for someone like her, and not a weird one. Hinata is NOT like Kushina. None of this makes sense. Kishi said he had the ending planned out in his mind way back in 2006. Do you think this is what he meant, or do you think he changed his mind for the money?

 
4chan hacked Evil's account, made some naruhina fanart and is going around claiming that NaruHina is confirmed in the movie and naruto and hinata have kids. That sasusaku is confirmed.
 
At least that's the only logical explanation aside from Kishi recently becoming a hardcore crack addict.

That is possible, because something seems fishy here. Didn't Evil say that SS will NOT happen yesterday?

What the hell is going on?! Are those NH children real? If so, maybe this movie could be an alternate ending to the series?

 

*cries* shes so beautiful *o*

She sure is!