He is literally, holding the red string of fate

SP going so hard with the advertisements LOL

Yeah, Hinta took her permanent place on almost all Team 7 merchandise.

Well she made him hers.  She's living with him (uchiha symbol in her house) and she has a child with him.
Anyway from tumblr
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always expect the worse.
700 was strange though. If both kids were naruto's, then one would have bayakugan. Just like SS kid, why looking like Karin? Glasses?

The more I think about it, the more I'm certain the movie is going to have some scene between Naruto and Sakura that is immensely painful for NS fans.

 
http://www.naruto-movie.com/about.html
 
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but it could be that since Naruto, Sakura, Hinata and Toneri have the biggest square that means they'll have the most important roles.

Yeah, I would actually. The pairing wars is just the icing on the cake, but to reduce all the characters to crap because Kishimoto couldn't develop Hinata one tiny bit in the manga, give her this movie, continue to make her this rabid fan girl who STILL cannot just let Naruto go despite 3 years of never getting an answer, and continue to make her this pathetic damsel in distress whose only basic function is to "needed to be saved" is just absolute stupidity and garbage.
This movie should not have been made and it is an insult to every Naruto fan who ever lived even to the NH fans, but honestly they don't care. They got their precious Hinata moments they wanted for for so long...and all it took to give it to her is to lower every single person's bar. Remember the whole story of Naruto striving to be the hero? To gain the girl he loved and save his best friend? Forget it, we get Hinata. When I see this movie...I don't see "Naruto the manga." I see "Hinata: The love that never was so we had to make this up." Seriously, they inserted a memory that was never established before for a character that since the beginning of this manga made no impact to this story at all.
Is Hinata even going to care about her sister at all? I am not even sure if we are supposed to care about Hinata's sister what so ever because not one advertisement talks about the movie what so ever. It is all the same thing "Hinata" and "love." That's it. No one cares about the moon falling from the sky. No one cares about Hanabi being kidnapped or what plans this villain might do...all they care about....all this entire fanbase cares about is the stupid pairing wars and we have to destroy the story to do it.
Even Sasuke, who the manga basically followed more than ever, is even sidelined for it. And we all know how much of a favorite Sasuke is. This is a cheap movie. Not cheap as in money, but cheap as in cheap story plots just to play this Twilight crap for Hinata. Hinata is just a drug addict who cannot let go of her addiction and she can;t even protect her sister or run her clan without Naruto needing to save the day.
I can't even begin to point out all the bad stuff in this movie and this isn't even looking at the pairing stuff yet.

SS mocking us. After being shot down hard, and with no teasing in the trailers at all.
 
The only thing they currently have over NS is the fact it's more aesthetically pleasing. And that Sasuke is better than Naruto.

There are people who requested for this crack pairing thread? NaruKushi, Seriously?! 
 
Wth FoolishYoungling, I know that this is a crack pairing thread but do maintain some sort of boundary for these threads. We are talking about romance between a mother and her son! This does not give a very good image to this website. 

There are people who requested for this crack pairing thread? NaruKushi, Seriously?!  Wth FoolishYoungling, I know that this is a crack pairing thread but do maintain some sort of boundary for these threads. We are talking about romance between a mother and her son! This does not give a very good image to this website.

Ok, I found this on Naruto Wikipedia about Mito's personality: Mito seemed to be a very calm and composed individual with a dignified air about her. She also had a strong sense of duty to her husband and the village as seen when she turned herself into a jinchūriki by sealing Kurama into herself in order to gain power for her husband.[2] During the time when Kushina discovered that she was to be made a jinchūriki, Mito comforted her, and told her about how to cope with being a jinchūriki.[4]

First off, welcome to Heaven and Earth. Second, I concur with your number one as my number 2.