Bribe-no-jutsu

*Choji is eating BBQ alone*
 
Hinata:(Drops a bag on his table and sits down) This is 5 years worth of Hyuuga allowance I saved. I need a favour.
Choji: Hello to you too Hinata.
Hinata: (sits silently)
Choji: What do you need?
Hinata: Teach me the expansion jutsu.
Choji: It`s a secret family technique, I can`t just...
Hinata:(Drops another bag on the table)
Choji: Why do you need this anyway?
Hinata: There`s a ramen eating constest... I need to win.
Choji: You don`t even like ramen.
Hinata: I need to win.
Choji: This isn`t going to be easy...
Hinata:(has an outburst) Dude have you met me? I have nothing but time. Don test me on this.
Choji:...
Hinata:(instantly regains composure) Sorry about that... I will be waiting on the training field at 2.
 
*At the ramen eating competition*
 
Hinata: (Finishes third bowl) BAIKA NO JUTSU. (Expands to the size of a large  building) MORE RAMEN.
Naruto:(Grabs Sakura by the hand and pulls her) For the love of god run.
Sakura:(running) Who even does this?
Naruto: This keeps happening.
Sakura: Shouldn`t you do something?
Naruto: I can`t exactly take her out.
Sakura: I`m pretty sure thats what she wants.
Hinata: (In the distance, with a deep booming voice) NARUTO-KUN.
Sakura: Nevermind just run.